An old man in the USSR lines up for hours to buy meat, only to find out there’s none left. He flies into a rage, screaming about how horrible and stupid communism is.

A KGB agent walks up to him and tells him to calm down, adding “don’t forget what happened to people like you back in the old days” and making a “gun” shape with his hand.

The old man goes back to his apartment, empty-handed. His wife says, “they’re out of meat?”

He replies, “it’s worse than you think: they’re out of bullets.”

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